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No offence Monday…but you suck
It’s Friday again wooo! We all know what that means! It means it’s time for the weekly whinge fest that is FFS Friday. I haven’t left the house for most of the week due to being sick (FFS) but somehow the world still managed to piss me off!
Dabbling in the world of Handy Woman!

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My washing machine has a mind of it’s own. It decides when it feels like spinning or if it even wants to wash at all. *Insert sexist joke here ;)*
For a while I was washing in my bathtub using a broom handle and and the shower to do the ‘rinse cycle’. Due to it being in winter, the clothes would then take two days to dry. Especially because I usually don’t get the energy up for household chores until the afternoon, if at all. I am so glad that during this time there was no gastro bugs in the Funny Farm house.
When that got old I started leaving my washing until the weekend and doing it at DP’s house. This really put a dampner on the lay in bed hangover caused by excessive alcohol consumption ritual we had going on. I had to be all dometicated and shit.
FLYing
The Lazy Wife’s Guide to Housework
1. If food doesn’t come off within 30 seconds of scrubbing, then the item must go in the bin…no exceptions