Nothing starts the week off on the good foot like bit of a confessional! This week Kirsty has given the theme of ‘What do you do when you think no one is watching’
Firstly I must confess that I waited until Kirsty had her own post up before writing this because I am a bit of a skirt. I wanted to check out the direction of the confession before jumping in feet first!
- Picking my nose. I think everyone does this..they just don’t want to admit it. I hate when I am out with a friend and I can ‘feel’ a booger up my nose. I sit there wondering if this giant green monster is sitting in my nose staring at my friend and I end up having to discreetly blow my nose and go in for the pick when they aren’t looking.
- Undie picking. Why is it that when we need to pick our undies out, there seems to be every tom dick and harry looking your way? It is really not possible to discreetly pull undies out when they are well and truly lodged up your arse. It’s just not.
- Checking my reflection as I walk past a shop. This is particularly good if I have a dress on and I’m not sure if it goes to my knees. It is also good to check to make sure my hair isn’t sticking up on end because I forgot to do it before leaving the house.
- Checking my face with the reverse camera on my phone. Again like the previous habit, this one is employed when I was in a hurry and didn’t catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror before I walked out the door. I try to do this discreetly and making it look like I am just looking at my phone. I doesn’t always work that way of course…
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Undies drive me mad when they get stuck up there, and there really is no discreet way of yanking them out. Wearing tights is the same, too, especially when they start sagging at the crotch and you have to work out how to pull them up without looking like you’re trying to dack yourself. And yet men are able to just rearrange themselves without a care in the world, what’s with that?!
I asked my partner about this one night and he said that it’s because men just don’t care what other people think.
I read fanfiction when no one is looking. Gets me through the dead spots of the year when there’s nothing on TV!
I love fanfiction! The Harry Potter ones are pretty good.
I try very hard NOT to check my reflection. That shit is scary. And I don’t wear undies so I never have that problem. I do make up random stuff sometimes, though. Ahem.
I check my reflection to make sure I am a less scary version of myself lol!
I’m so glad I’m not the only one brave enough to confess to nose picking and undie adjusting! I just put it all out there this week – I’m sure there are more of us out there. And I SO understand the booger thing – I think I am way more attuned to my nose than any other part of my body!!!
LOL yes me too.
I am loving all the confessions this week – nice to know we are all human!
In our household we may have been known to have farting competitions …
Oh yes that happens in our house too..joys of boys!
I’m with you on the top three! Agree completely and wholeheartedly. Of course I check out my reflection as I walk past a shop. Just reminding myself, how divine I am. Okay….so probably not quite the case 🙂
haha I was going to put that as the reason but didn’t want to freak anyone out with my awesomeness.
Up until last month, we didn’t actually have a full length mirror in the house, so checking out one’s reflection in a window was necessary. Although there really isn’t much you can do once you’ve left the house looking a disaster.
Checking myself in the mirror is more to make sure that my shirt isn’t tucked into my undies or something easy to fix on the run.
Pulling my pants up when they are falling down …
I do that too! Or walking like I have a stick up my but because I have full hands and am trying to lose my pants.
hahahaha, you guys are all hilarious, I wonder why these things are considered taboo when EVERYONE does them!!
Making out that you don’t do them is like trying to convince people that you don’t go to the toilet hahahahah
I love you guys making it real
<3
It does seem a bit ridiculous reading that everyone does it and yet are too scared to do it incase someone spots them!
I don’t know about the last one. When I look in the phone camera I always look hideous – I am absolutely terrible at taking selfies. Can’t stand to look.
My sinuses rarely allow a booger, so that takes care of that.
But all others – hand up, guilty!
Using the phone camera is usually to check out zits lol. Taking selfies are definitely a bit of an art. I usually take about 50 before I get one that I like.
Haha I love how you checked the tone of her post, like arriving at a dress up party having gone all out when everyone else had just drawn on a moustache, you didn’t want to give up your deepest, darkest secret only to read “I leave dirty dishes on the sink sometimes…” lol
My worst one is probably chocolate eating.. I know it sounds lame but I think if anyone (including the old man) knew how much chocolate I ate each day…. He’s found packets here and there and is shocked.. Baby, you ain’t even scratched the surface 😉
Haha i was reading this today and laughed i hate it when i’m in a rush and put on the wrong bra and it slips up over the boob and i walk around fixing it up. Did it today some one looked at me and i said bloody boobies get back in ! *snort*
I am the worse undie picker…ever! I should really just go up a size. That’ll fix the problem, I’m sure!
Hehe, yep, I do all of that except the last one, but only because it never occurred to me.
nod nod nod. Yes I can safely say I AGREE with all of these. She says looking in the mirror at her nose, dress length and VPL 🙂