What the fuck is wrong with fashion these days (oh god doesn’t that make me sound old)???
I look through the shops and it seems that ‘dressing like a homeless person’ is the new fashion. Does that now mean I can wear my pjs out and pretend they are ‘fashion’? Probably not. I saw a shawl aka throw rug complete with tassles in valley girl last week that was a baby shit green colour. I’ve spent the last almost two years trying to avoid getting baby shit on my shirt I’m not going to buy a throw rug complete with tassles shawl in the same colour.
My other gripe about ‘fashion’ at the moment is zippers. I saw the prettiest dress, pulled it out of the rack and it had a great dirty zipper down the front. I’m not talking a cutesy decorative zipper I’m talking a big black zipper that goes half way down the whole dress. So you have a beautiful flowy dress usually in a pastel colour and it has a big black zipper down the front and this is called ‘fashion’