Nothing starts the week off on the good foot like bit of a confessional! This week Kirsty has given the theme of ‘What do you do when you think no one is watching’
Firstly I must confess that I waited until Kirsty had her own post up before writing this because I am a bit of a skirt. I wanted to check out the direction of the confession before jumping in feet first!
- Picking my nose. I think everyone does this..they just don’t want to admit it. I hate when I am out with a friend and I can ‘feel’ a booger up my nose. I sit there wondering if this giant green monster is sitting in my nose staring at my friend and I end up having to discreetly blow my nose and go in for the pick when they aren’t looking.
- Undie picking. Why is it that when we need to pick our undies out, there seems to be every tom dick and harry looking your way? It is really not possible to discreetly pull undies out when they are well and truly lodged up your arse. It’s just not.
- Checking my reflection as I walk past a shop. This is particularly good if I have a dress on and I’m not sure if it goes to my knees. It is also good to check to make sure my hair isn’t sticking up on end because I forgot to do it before leaving the house.
- Checking my face with the reverse camera on my phone. Again like the previous habit, this one is employed when I was in a hurry and didn’t catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror before I walked out the door. I try to do this discreetly and making it look like I am just looking at my phone. I doesn’t always work that way of course…
What things do you do when you think no one is watching? Head over to My Home Truths and check out the bloggers already linked up.