At first thought I didn’t think I had enough for a FFS Friday but after some deep thoughts while washing my locks I realised that there were a few things that pissed me off this week. Well they do say that all of our best thinking is done while in the shower and on the toilet 😉
For the duration that I have been living at Funny Farm my shower has been shite. I just thought there was a water saver head and put it in the too hard basket. I got DP to have a look at it last weekend. There was no water saver head. The pressure is just shite. Now I am forever going to have to stand under the shower for an eternity to wash my locks FFS.
This week while having a child free day I was enjoying some television that was in cartoon when this little snippet turned up. http://www.2dayfm.com.au/entertainment/the_dirt/blog/video-guys-gone-skitzo/20121015-hf6h.html Using a mental illness to describe something is NEVER cool. Ever. There is a theasurus for a reason. Use it! FFS
DS has turned into a know it all. He will ask me a question then say ‘No’. Don’t ask me the question if you already know the answer kid FFS.
On Wednesday a couple of friends and I took our kids down to the beach for the day. We went early to get as much time as possible at the beach. Turned out it was high tide so there was no beach. FFS
I got all “I’m more fit that I think I am’ and decided to walk from the beach to DP’s work. In the stinking heat. Pushing 20+kg worth of toddler and pram. Mostly up a hill. I think I saw my life flashing before my eyes a few times. About half way I was dying of thirst and busting to go to the toilet at the same time. The rest of the way felt like an eternity FFS.
I got all “I’m more fit that I think I am’ and decided to walk from the beach to DP’s work. In the stinking heat. Pushing 20+kg worth of toddler and pram. Mostly up a hill. I think I saw my life flashing before my eyes a few times. About half way I was dying of thirst and busting to go to the toilet at the same time. The rest of the way felt like an eternity FFS.
I forgot to put sunscreen on both DS and I. We both got burnt. I remembered to put sunscreen on DS on Thursday morning before going to Mum’s Group but forgot about myself. I got reburnt. I feel like a giant lobster FFS
For the first time in weeks I was asleep, soundly before midnight AND got to sleep in until 730am. I got 10 hours worth of solid sleep for the first time in I have no idea how long. I also woke up this morning feeling more tired than I have in weeks. It isn’t supposed to work like that FFS.
I do my online grocery order on a Thursday afternoon. The only spots that were left were the dearest spots. I kept forgettting about it so I could only get night time spots. It really is a first world problem FFS.
What’s pissed you off this week? Leave your FFS in the comments then head on over to Dear Baby G and read all about other peoples FFS Fridays.
Ha!! Funny stuff for someone who had nothing!!
Just tell DS to ask my Miss7 – she knows EVERYTHING. She often quizzes me, just for fun, just so she can tell me “No you’re wrong Mummy. 10 + 10 is not 20. Here, I’ll show you…”
What is it with feeling tired when you finally get a decent amount of sleep? That happens to me too, it’s so strange!
What is with that ?! the more sleep I get the worse I feel. I am TIRED all the time FFS. I hope that sunburn heals very quickly too x