Put some clothes on yo! | Musings of the Misguided

It’s FFS Friday today so I have my ranty pants on. Unlike the teen female population however, my pants are big, baggy and sufficiently cover my arse.

I got to my local shopping centre fairly regularly and my eyes are always assaulted with what seems to be the new fashion of leggings as pants and short shorts.

The trouble is they think they look like this:

When in fact 90% of them look like this:

Girls, girls, girls.

If you can’t wear undies under your shorts because you are worried they will show out THE BOTTOM of your shorts, they shouldn’t be worn in public.

If you can feel a breeze on your v-jay jay, they shouldn’t be worn in public.

If your thighs have more cottage cheese than the dairy section in Coles, they shouldn’t be worn in public.

If you have to go to the plus size section to get your short shorts, they shouldn’t be worn in public.

If your friends tell you, you look fine and sexy when you are unsure about how much arse you are showing, don’t listen to them, they are arseholes.

If I can see the lace on your undies at the front of your shorts, they shouldn’t be worn in public.

If you have to be anywhere that involves children, these shouldn’t be worn in public. Yes that involves picking up your kids from Daycare or School. Your kid doesn’t run out of the place because they’re excited to get home, they want to get as far away from you as possible lest they be taunted for the rest of their school lives.

Please girls for the love of god, have some self respect. What happened to leaving shit to the imagination. At least save the dental floss shorts for a night club where I’m not likely to be assaulted by them while buying a bottle of milk.

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